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Name them Witt
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Make other characters look straight to the camera and say “wow Witt is so witty, and smart and cunning”
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Make them reveal shit happening was all according their secret masterplan as many times as posible
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The character wins no matter what Deus ex Machina you gotta pull, again, all according to their masterplan
Mr. Chibnall, you’ve just doxxed yourself