It’s a real ”we live in a society” moment that my first thought was that this must be because Microsoft recently surpassed the $1 trillion mark.
I love shareholder value focused capitalism
All the non-tech stonks aren’t doing as well. It’s the AI craze.
Ah tbat makes sense, I was wondering if they had just dropped a big game or something
my first thought was that this must be because Microsoft recently surpassed the $1 trillion mark.
Microsoft recently surpassed the $3 trillion mark.
didn’t they just recently invest a bunch of money in OpenAI? they want to fire their programmers and replace them i think
Sorry fellow unemployed programmers, you can’t get an entry level job because you are now going up against people with MicroShaft on their resumes because the entire industry is fucking bullshit now just like everything else.
Great for ’s election prospects.
The Bideconomy is doing great
Microsoft to FTC: We desperately need this Activision/Blizzard acquisition to keep competitive in the market.
And yet the breast milk in the break room fridge is still being stolen on a weekly basis. Do better, Microsoft.
They cancelled Blizzards survival game? Damn you Microsoft for ruining the gaming industry!!
lmao already