return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 10 months agoProtest Convoy Headed to Southern Border in Texas Is Calling Itself an ‘Army of God’www.vice.comexternal-linkmessage-square198fedilinkarrow-up1565arrow-down112
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83arrow-down2·10 months agoI’m no theist, but… If God existed, and was all-powerful as theists believe, why the fuck does he need an army?
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·10 months agoJust like when JT Kirk said, “What does God need with a trucker convoy?”
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 months agoOh don’t worry they have a bunch of poorly translated Bible passages to misinterpret.
minus-squarecley_faye@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoNo, see, god is omniscient, omnipotent, and petty, so we have to do their biding in fear of their wrath. But also incapable of keeping people in line, so we have to act in their name.
minus-squareIlovethebomb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·10 months ago“God works in mysterious ways”
minus-squareMonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoIf I were become a god I, too, would make an entourage.
I’m no theist, but… If God existed, and was all-powerful as theists believe, why the fuck does he need an army?
Just like when JT Kirk said, “What does God need with a trucker convoy?”
Oh don’t worry they have a bunch of poorly translated Bible passages to misinterpret.
No, see, god is omniscient, omnipotent, and petty, so we have to do their biding in fear of their wrath. But also incapable of keeping people in line, so we have to act in their name.
“God works in mysterious ways”
If I were become a god I, too, would make an entourage.
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