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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

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      You yanged OP’s yin.

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      So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

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      Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

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        i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

        or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

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          ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

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            Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

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          Mustard and coleslaw.

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      Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

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        that’s the magic beans one with the giant

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          Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that

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            ok hitler

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      Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

      You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

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      You monster.

      You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

      (Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)

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      Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

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