Poor Jeff

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    If this keeps up he may not even get to fly into space again this year!!! Won’t someone think of poor Mr. Bezos???

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      10 months ago

      Wait so if I steal money from Bezos he wouldn’t even notice it? In comparison at least

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        10 months ago

        Even if he did notice, it wouldn’t make sense for him to take time noticing, because apparently whatever he does with his time is worth more per millisecond than you could ever manage to steal from him.

        Take his car. Take his house. Peanuts like that isn’t worth his time anyway. He “earns” 8 million an hour - even when he sleeps or shits.

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      10 months ago

      Bathroom is a state of mind. Anything can be a bathroom. And if you stare into a toilet too long, it might just stare back at you…

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    10 months ago

    Which still makes sense because he is only one person and they are thousands