Most Kidneys lmao
The FDA made them change it to ‘some kidneys’.
This is from Mad Magazine? I didn’t even know they still existed.
They were gone for a while. Only in the last 3 years or so have they come back with printed media. I was subscribed to them before they stopped publishing years ago and saved all the last few issues just because I figured they might be worth something someday.
“Dad I’m throwing away this box of mad magazines”
“That’s you’re inheritance!”
I’ll stick with my perfectly safe powerthirst thank you very much
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
Made with real rhino penis so you know it’s good!
Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
Oh nice, it’s sugar free!
Right?! I don’t want any of that addictive garbage!
Imma boof it
500 hrs of energy expended in 15 minutes.
It means he’s goin to shove it up his ass for a quick fix! Lmao
I know, I linked an Eric Andre clip in the comment above
Safe for most kidneys, and you have a spare anyway
Known to cause cancer in the state of California, even in bystanders.
This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.
I’m onboard with the methamphetamines but I have questions about the rhino penis (poaching isn’t cool) and poison
Hahaha i needed this chuckle thank you
Is that the guy from “Somebody that I used to know”? (Goyte)
Goiter
