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    Occams Razor is made from the shavings of unicorn horns.

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      Few people know this but those unicorn remains are kept at Area 69

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        Don’t be ridiculous, unicorns don’t die.

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          OK. The remains are alive. Zombicorns.

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    Constellations are a conspiracy theory

    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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      One we call Astrology today

    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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      Before 150 years ago a lot of our ancestors spent a lot of time staring at the night sky and imagining shit.

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        Probably high on stuff that’d be illegal nowadays, too.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        “No bunny today. Got scared by an invisible dragon.”

        -Freefall

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    Without knowledge of where the colors came from, where the connections came from, or where the yellow highlights came from, it might as well all be unicorns.

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      Without knowledge of where the data came from it migt as well be the unicorn’s data.

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    What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?

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      Knowledge is knowing it’s a one way street. Wisdom is still looking both ways to check for crazies going the wrong way.

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        Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in fruit salad.

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          Enlightenment is doing it anyway because you like tomatoes.

          !Cherry tomatoes are juicy and sweet, and are totally fine in a fruit salad!<

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            If anyone ever gives me a fruit salad with cherry tomatoes in it, I’m immediately going to go check their freezer for body parts.

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              Don’t check my freezer

    • DrownedRats@lemmy.world
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      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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        Have you tried putting cherry tomatoes in a fruit salad? It’s quite nice and common in parts of Asia

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          Technically salsa is a fruit salad, I put tomatoes in that

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        Wisdom is to knowing not to correct Aunt Bertha when she calls Uncle Frank a vegetable farmer at his funeral.

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      yellow

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      Knowledge connects the dots. Wisdom connects the right dots.

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      Within the image, realizing that everything is connected seems to be knowledge, and realizing the specific method of connection seems to be wisdom. Realistically, intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing a tomato-based fruit salad is salsa.

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      Something to do with being able to figure out where a poison dart came from.

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    I mean did you see the unicorn? You can’t make that shit up.

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    someone saw this and said https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjecture is another form of conspiracy theory.
    i think thats true.

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