robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agobonus if she's reallemmy.worldimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1424arrow-down125
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minus-squareTheGrandNagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·11 months agoBeing a straight man looking for a partner is like dying of thirst in a desert. Being a straight woman looking for a partner is like dying of thirst at sea.
minus-squareConstant Pain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·11 months agoIs it because sea water is undrinkable?
minus-squarePeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·edit-211 months agoLife is too short to play that stupid game. It’s bullshit for everyone involved. I’m happy to be single.
minus-squareuis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoYou make Darwin happy. Here’s your award.
Being a straight man looking for a partner is like dying of thirst in a desert.
Being a straight woman looking for a partner is like dying of thirst at sea.
Is it because sea water is undrinkable?
Life is too short to play that stupid game. It’s bullshit for everyone involved. I’m happy to be single.
You make Darwin happy. Here’s your award.