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Margot really should’ve visited Wisconsin
It’s a nickname (JPEGMAFIA -> JPEG -> Peg -> Peggy)
The first two are ads that were specifically made for a UK adult comic magazine called Viz
This one (it should go without saying that the original is dumb, but the remixes can be fun)
I feel like Gen II of Pokémon is strictly better than Gen I. Full color, more fleshed out world (day/night cycle, breeding, getting calls on the Pokégear), various quality of life improvements, has both the National Park and Ecruteak City music–oh, and it’s literally got the entire first game map crammed inside of it as endgame content. What’s not to love?
Someone take that old “know your work rules” comic and make a “know your international rules-based order” version
Meth Fox Adventures
They have the duty to allow you to be eaten alive by bedbugs
It’s funny and it keeps people on their toes
When you have a script that can be read in columns right-to-left or in rows left-to-right, it seems like a strange decision to print button labels where you have four characters arranged in the corners of a square (i.e. spaced with equal horizontal and vertical distances) leaving no obvious row or column layout). Sure, for anyone literate in Japanese the words make it obvious what the intended layout is (rows, in this case), but why not just nudge the characters closer together horizontally to remove that tiny amount of mental effort for the person operating a passenger vehicle that can travel up to 350 km/h?
Maybe I’m just salty about the mangaka who lay out 4koma in a square with even spaces between all the panels and then number the panels because without the numbers it’s impossible to know the reading order. Just add a few millimeters of space, FFS!
Labiodental fricatives are bourgeois decadence
edit: how did no one call me out on saying labiodental instead of dental thus allowing me to leave this mistake up for three days. I’m so fucking embarassed
And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a caretaker.” So God gave us Trump.
God said, “I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat supper, then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight at a meeting of the heads of state.” So God made Trump.
I need somebody with arms strong enough to rustle [wrestle?] the Deep State and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers, tame cantankerous World Economic Forum, come home hungry, have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon, and mean it. So God gave us Trump.
That last part is borderline word salad. Both the script and the voiceover have gotta be AI generated, right? I love the awkward pause after “arms” which makes it sound as if God is searching desperately for somebody, anybody, who has arms.
If you’re interested, here’s a video of someone installing that exact board on a LaserDisc player! Great channel for retro tech in general.
Hating on Nickelback unprompted is a tired meme like hating Comic Sans (“See? I hate the thing everyone hates! I’m with it!”), but to say their music is “deeply affecting” is just lol. I assume this is contrarian purely for the sake of generating clicks (like half of the shit I see on YouTube).
If they lose another they can knock out FIV and parts of the stem of E to get 三 GUYS
I do not want to open my .git file with paint 3d
don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
Trick question: the answer is 25+26