All of this is because Donald Trump is shit at everything when he can’t cheat.

Can you imagine being so far right-wing that you think Notre Dame isn’t conservative enough?

Bill Clinton used to campaign on hiring 100,000 new teachers. Maybe we need a 2028 candidate running on hiring 100,000 new therapists.

One quick field test: If the fella is to the right of George Bush, he’s a fascist.

You’ll miss some of the prep-school Nazis, but catch most of them this way

lol what, no one is signing up to die so Netanyahu and Trump can avoid prison?

They way Trump sees it, he has 3 years left on a guaranteed contract and a built-in audience large enough to generate huge, ill-gotten profits.

The way I see it: We can use civil forfeiture laws and go after all that money, down the road. Treat the bastard like the criminal carnival barker he is.

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Just to be clear, I mean the government once it is in the hands of not-MAGA people.

I have half an idea here, but let’s say we eventually figure out President Joffrey is part of this. They’ll try some bullshit argument about “he gets away with it because he’s president” and fight about it in court. Fine. Loophole, courts will sort it out.

What I’m interested in: Couldn’t the US government still seize the illicit money and force him to prove he earned it legally. They do that shit to other criminals in America. Why not use that legal concept on Mr Trump’s crime family?

Use Trump’s money as leverage to get him to squeal on everyone else for criminal charges they all can eat.

Line up all the suspects and the only one with means, motive, and opportunity is the far-right fascist government of Israel and its Mossad. They benefit politically from Mid-East war, whether they’re directly involved or not. It’s a win for them.

That we stay allied with them despite decades of them committing war crime after war crime is fairly compelling evidence that the Republican Party at-large, and this administration specifically, are being blackmailed by other far-right governments into doing their bidding. We know there are Democrats on that blackmail list, too.

Trump: I will wait five days before I commit some more fuckin’ war crimes

Jesus fucking Christ, America. Drag the fucker out back and deal with him already.

This is great, because every minute these wife-beating trolls are running the TSA lines is another minute that they’re not out in the community, hurting people.

I hope these assholes spend the rest of Trump’s pre-prison term at the airport.

I don’t have sympathy for Israel because they’re the bastards behind the 9/11 attacks on America.

“Trust me bro” is neither an acceptable source nor an acceptable form of birth control…though it appears to be working for the women nearest you.

We ought to make conservatism illegal, the way Germany made being a Nazi illegal.

Does this mean we can mail pound cakes to these particular cops?

Like…all of us, repeatedly, forever?

Why wouldn’t there be preggos in heaven?

You think God raped Mary and then stopped raping? Think like Mariska Hargitay for a minute.

LOL hang the fuck on. You’re saying the explosion we all saw didn’t happen?

GTFO here.

Take heart: There are far more of us than there are of them.

And the President is a pig-faced child-raping traitor.

Put that in the database, too.

Only pedophiles would think about children’s dicks as much as Republicans do.