Who wants they brainussy ate

Ikr, who’s going to line up to be vaporized by a hypersonic missile to protect a way of life that’s been widely understood to be plastic and fake since the 50’s? What’s the rallying cry? Dulce et decorum est pro funko pops mori

That was me microwaving grapes

It is wild to see two completely different realities playing out in the political rhetoric and what passes for our shared objective experiences these days.

Would you say your ethnic identity is more Kraft or Hellmann’s?

Step 1. Blow up Nordstream II so Europe has to rely on US LNG exports
Step 2. Put a stop to LNG exports
Step 3. ???

(But seriously does anyone know what the endgame is here because I sure as heck don’t)

Balkanization Baudrillardization

After you bag the offending item. The video plays and a loud voice passive-aggressively reminds you to make sure you’ve scanned everything before bagging.

You’re truly ignorant on the matter it seems. You say we should make someone take better stances? That’s just dumb, if you don’t have a progressive candidate nothing you say as a constituent matters. As someone who has written, emailed, met in person their representative I have not once felt I was heard. Letters and emails were responded to with generic responses, in person I either got to ask a question which got a non answer or brushed off completely.

Granted, I live in red state so what I have to say matters less and is more dangerous to be let known publicly. There’s not much a lot of us can do to have our voices heard, short of a revolt. But I’m just going to keep doing what little I can in hopes that maybe we can keep chipping at the corruption. I’m going to keep campaigning and voting for representatives I believe try to actually help everyone, not just their chosen few.

Both Biden and Trump suck, but you better believe I’m voting for the lesser of two evils.

The hell are you even supposed to do with something like this? “Yeah I have mountains of evidence that my participation in the system accomplishes nothing but I’m still going to go through the motions!”

From what I can tell it seems pretty hit or miss and it doesn’t actually do anything with the information - no one tried to check my receipt when I triggered it.

My grocery store has added an automated narc cam that plays back a video of you putting the item into the bag when it thinks you didn’t scan it.

I get the Customs and Border Patrol scam once a month or so, but that’s it.

We’re really going to blow each other to bits while the world melts instead of doing something the least bit constructive, aren’t we?

Pitching Minnesota to Swedes like “It’s just like where you are now except with worse healthcare and more cheese and if you don’t move it’s a vote for the guy who would enable a genocide over the guy currently enabling a genocide”

I’m voting for Trump by not moving to one of the five states that actually determines the outcome of an election.

If you think about it, Hitler probably prevented someone even more evil than him from taking power, so everyone who voted for him was actually doing us a favor.

Nonstop bangers in the soundtrack, too

Haven’t tried century eggs before - are they an acquired taste?

I’m American and congee isn’t in my cultural context. I started making it last year when I ran across a recipe that used bacon and quick pickled shallots but I’m interested in alternatives