If your bananas have developed sentience and started to beg, you’ve left them too long!

I’m not a fucking idiot, I know that. Calling someone a “felon” implies a conviction.

He wasnt a convicted felon then, don’t be a pedant

Female dogs aren’t “women” -___-

Lame and stupid

I, too, have been known to use sillygoosery as a loophole.

This is giving the first season of True Detective

Why

The waifu needs your social security number! It’s not a scam, baka!! It’s her special kink…

Smug. Defiant.

You forgot the misogyny. The women take the welfare and the men take the jobs and all the families are broken /s

It really wasn’t. They didn’t even put F. Durst on the door.

Yeah, I have one poetry chapbook out and multiple full length albums (I’m a drummer)

I don’t know how to message a user on here, but I love this so much I would be interested in purchasing the original and rights to use as album/book cover

I absolutely love this, is this original? Do you have more? Website? Commissions?

The lusty argonian maid

Ahahaha…

I can’t afford one either!

Marimba! Marimba!!

I came