My 7 y/o got a yodeling pickle in white elephant Xmas. I can’t wait for the batteries to run out. Lol.
When someone tells me they are bored, I say: “Only boring people are bored.” That usually stops them in their tracks to contemplate.
As a former RIF addict, I found “Summit for Lemmy” a decent alternative.
This theory has been floating around for months, but doesn’t seem to be getting much coverage https://hartmannreport.com/p/the-new-over-the-top-secret-plan-518?sort=new