CauldronCat

A pen lid with the long bit broken off, a shopping trolly token, 1 threadbare sock, a novelty rubber (eraser), and one of those black twisty wires that are used to tie up new USB cables, all sealed in a sandwich bag with ‘aubergine curry’ written on it in janky handwriting.

Why all this random rubbish? Because it’ll absolutely screw with their brains!

Yeah, I’ve made something similar at home as a last resort after running out of butter, but while I like my pb crunchy, I’m not so much a fan of crunchy marmite.

@Fassmacher Depends on how dirty your knife is. I make sure to whipe all the butter off on the toast before drlving into the Marmite.

@serfraser seriously, was has no one invented this yet?