Those comments, OMG great laugh.

Now there’s a song title.

Parliament is conscripting only the fittest 18 year old men to serve the dire needs of the country.

Just saw a headline that said Biden is going to keep needling Trump to throw him off his game.

Such tired kayfabe, I grow weary.

When quiet quitting goes too far.

My S/O is away and it will be the longest we’ve ever been apart. I feel like Timmy in that WKUK sketch. “I’m going to sit on a mountain of chairs” while stacking chairs…

GIven FInkelstein’s calling out Dershowitz’s plagiarism years ago, he is the clear choice to be the new Harvard President.

I remember when I finally moved on from my most hated job, the one where’d id be whistling Belle and Sebastian’s “Get Me Away From Here I Think Im Dying…” So yeah, I can relate to the big relief when you’re not killing yourself.

Why do we need to put a label on everything? Just dudes that like to jack it hanging with other dudes that share their hobby.

In my head I hear the opening chords of The Who - The Kids Are All Right

Mom and dad wont be awake for at least another hour. They got really drunk last night. Let’s go to the basement couch and I can say I was helping you wrap presents.

I keep trying to tell the libs that yes, the polling does mean Biden is doomed. 1. Trump outperformed polling in both his elections. 2. Biden would need to win by 3-4 points in the popular vote to win the electoral college. So he’s even farther behind what he needs to do to win than it looks. He’s fucked. I don’t think Trump can say or do anything that will fuck this up for him. Biden can definitely lose more of his voters.

And since you said it came from tik-tok I didn’t even think there was a typo.

He wasn’t the incarnation of the God of Water. There are so many better candidates.

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What you need right now is a Christmas miracle.

Ruggedly depressed clown

Lovers spat, 3 people left dead. Wife walked in on him while he was with his lover.

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Just know I’m going to have the day after Kissinger’s death blues tomorrow. It never quite lives up to expectations.