other league players are like “mundo you dumb why you no get bramble vest” well guess what it’s because executioner’s calling applies antiheal to people hit with minions killed by my e, meaning I can apply antiheal and not just rely on being hit to apply it
idk I watched one trailer and it looks like if you like open world survival bullshit like ARK or factory bullshit like satisfactory (but are fine with animal slaves) or whatever or you like pokemon then it’d be pretty fun
it’s safer to say “eventually”
i thought it flew off into space
This is usually when the game forces a surrender
used to think this guy was good
Like what’s the point of a new area if it’s just more of the same shit, what the fuck
yeah well mine will fetch a ball and bring it back to me
just remembered diablo 4 exists and I still haven’t beaten the first act I think. I really don’t like this “it’s an open world go do the quests however you want. Also everything scales to you so nothing matters” design
The NATO expands to meet the needs of the expanding NATO
What if instead of Big Rock Candy Mountain it were big cock mandy mountain
that’s it that’s the post
Gimme your best beef chili recipes and your best lentil chili recipes I wanna make really good chili at work on wednesday
Harris teeter apparently just upgraded their cameras because now they keep demanding an attendant come watch some video of me bagging because I’m checking out too fast for its little robot brain to comprehend
It’s fucking wild because i started making $3/hr more and my fucking bank account situation is literally the same. I was making $14 so that’s like a 21% increase and i basically don’t notice it I’m struggling exactly the same
doxxing myself by posting my dinner menu but nobody even cares 
I made a shitload of chicken pot pie tonight and let me tell you it’s good.
And don’t worry vegans, I’ve got plenty of time for your lentil pot pie topped with sweet potatoes
I made chicken last night that was so good I’m still hearing compliments on it, like 5 people today were like “damn that was good chicken”
It was supposed to be “cajun roasted” so i pulverized some bell pepper, celery and onion in a food processor and marinated the chicken with that + “cajun seasonings” (not a pre made blend im just too lazy to list) and then roasted it, and I made a butter cream sauce seasoned with more trinity + cajun seasoning and poured that on top
this is a satire website
i put roasted sunflower seeds in my chicken korma the other day to add nutty nut flavor without introducing a tree nut allergen, i am so smart