This cant be real

Trump - Build the wall

Biden - And put razor wire on it

I’ve gamed it out and the feds can win the war without firing a single bullet. Just close every other Bucc-ee’s in Texas.

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You know how celebrities lose civil suits all the time and pay zero dollars? Probably something like that.

How about we meet in the center and I write in Genocide Joe?

Hell yea I read theory!

I’ve been watching vintage 2000’s era Daily Show episodes

bad thing

We must protect the copyright holders! How dare they use generative AI to make new pokemon!

Record low unemployment is a bad thing according to the federal reserve

Tag yourself. I’m “poltically” correct

Funny joke ngl

How do I ride this golden goose?

And most importantly I’m going to the press about it!

The alligator statue is not in Brooklyn it’s in Manhattan. 14th and 8th. … wait 14 & 8 that’s also sus.

But its the best investment we could possibly make!

Sorry, my Rumpelstiltskin bit got out of hand.

It do be like that