Elting

Just wack the edge a couple times with the back of a butter knife and the lid will come right off

Too bad I have this moral obligation to disobey stupid laws.

Oh god the shit monologues. Every time you want to take a shit in peace you just get that old used car salesman pitch about your macro nutrients.

All things that live on this planet, and especially humans, have an incredible capacity for healing. Not that the things which happen to you don’t change you, but healing is always possible (maybe even inevitable) when you get away from whats doing you damage.

I put a bunch of goldenrod seed down in the fall so it could overwinter. Next year will be the first my yard has it and im excited to see what it brings around. With that and the milkweed and all the other seeds I’ve thrown about, it should be quite a show.

Its not like you can’t tell though, sound seems to be one of the things its worst at and everybody is used to highly produced and clean sounding music.

Pile #1 band in the universe, baby.

Its nachos

My favorite band has a song about him called “The Soft Hands Of Stephen Miller,” came out 7 years ago and its pretty funny.

Learning to count is not one of the pirate rules.

I just use a mortar and pestle lol. It takes forever and it hurts but you cant make finer grinds.

Redditoids

Don’t forget about Who 9/11. And you just know that shit was zany AF.

EVs take so much more raw material to make than an ICE car. Its not even feasible for most people to drive an EV car considering how in demand the materials for batteries are for other things. If you want to be an eco-friendly driver the best way to do it is to fix up and old car and keep it out of the landfill. Ultimately personal cars always have been and always will be bad for the world and EVs do not fix that as they are more resource intensive than what theyre sposed to replace. They’re a dead end being sold to us by people like Musk and will eventually have to go, in the short term, drive a 20 year old car until it pops.

Its probably porn