That would be the funniest thing ever but no, I’m pretty sure it was Nathaniel Thawhorn

… Eh, the dude was a dick bag to his wife. I guess he unintentionally went against what his book was meant to be about, which was greedy rich people.

That story pissed me off. I wrote the stupidest shit when I was younger that I feel legitimately horrified by. Only difference is my stuff didn’t get published, yet his was forcefully published.

I despise anyone who mocks him without knowing the full story. It’s gross and disgusting.

Herman Melville. I know he’s loved by everyone but his life was pretty sad. He had a whole crush on this dude and it went no where, and his book barely sold any copies when it came out.