If I was some crazy schizophrenic religious nut job, I’d say God is punishing states like Texas with severe weather due to shit like this…but I know it’s just awful weather patterns from Global Warming…which is also Texas’s fault by a lot so I’m not too far off either way

“Don’t trust the Jews”

Oh so people were just always ignorant dick heads

Mfer using Jesus like a Jojo Stand

Oh God…I think I’m gonna be sick 🤢

I always feel sad betraying one person or the other. They did a really good job of not making the choice easy

Tall-er-big-as-an-ant

When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

I’m in if it’s penis vore

Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”

How about I airdrop my balls into Bidens mouth

What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺

https://youtu.be/xyo4Kp2OVUI?si=FIowBbwUSmr2fMj7

Ayo wtf?

Time to dust off the guillotines

I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

But her birthday is next week!!!

My chair is sufficient thank you…until I game then they go on my bed…then back on my chair

What if they had 7?

In 2021, Texas was the number one state contributing to CO2 emissions, and by a lot…like 2 times as much compared to the second state (California)

Oh no I hope they don’t step on me