I offer a thrid option, silent g

By filling them with lightning

“It’s got what plants crave” and “he doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells” are used pretty regularly, and most people I’m around don’t watch much of anything so even well known lines will confuse them.

Just needs some nutmeg

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

Lonestar is our only hope

He can’t eat at burger king

She’s 35 in October, she is eligible

Zoolander did that 23 years ago lol

I don’t remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I’d be a happy camper.

Who tf would downvote this?

I’d watch that show

Three languages in a trench coat

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don’t go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

Felonies in New York, does that mean Rikers? Asking for a friend

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And then you kept walking because fuck those guys?

Calling in sick of this shit

Large if factual