None of the motherfuckers care about you, if that hasn’t become apparent.

God that looks tasty

I was indifferent, but I think I’m coming around now

Bend over and I’ll show ya

Don’t say Cardi B’s real name out loud unless you want to meet Black Phillip.

I swear to god the homophobia makes the chicken hit better at Chick-fil-A

His face looks like a clock.