Janx

Maybe you shouldn’t vacuum your cables?

Sorry, I know there was more, but all wireless is half-duplex!? I never knew…

Oh, they were asking if it was available on iOS, not whether you were using it on iOS. Gotcha. That was my confusion!

You… know how to install an adblocker extension, but not whether you have an iPhone or not?

“We made a joke about how the main character should date people of their own gender, which is very, very funny!”

Typical 90’s experience…

Oh, wow. Still kind of pathetic, but that’s his home town! I would hope my home town would love me if I was elected president…

So… Why is that pronounced “Guhnoo”?

I’m pretty sure it’s “Fediverse Air Force”. At least I hope so! If we don’t have our own assembly of war planes by now, I just don’t know what my donations every month go to…

Bend the knee, kiss the ring, lick the boot… But really, just bend over. Can you imagine if Democrats in any timeline renamed things after Biden, Clinton, Bernie, Obama, or anyone else!?

There’s no other party that is so disgustingly sycophantic as these pathetic Republicans, yet this is just considered “normal” now…

Oh, man. She almost got through it, legally speaking, but she just couldn’t hold herself back from saying “Let’s correct this behavior” near the end! Fucking boomers (I’m assuming), nothing will keep them from speaking their minds…

NAL, but my understanding is that actually instructing a subordinate to return to work during their legal-mandated by OSHA “30-minute uninterrupted lunch break” is where they really have no excuse and the company is now liable…

I think it only allows recording of verified business numbers, not personal ones. A whitelist system…

The department cited state education code requiring that children between the ages of 6 and 18 “must attend a full-time public day school for the full designated day.”

Students are protesting this corrupt fascist organization murdering us in the streets and the LAPD cites truancy rules!?

*tunes up your ride*

By you? You know damn well the “equal time” rule does not apply, and has never applied to talk shows like The Late Show. Physically musing that you might try to remove their exemptions is your fascist group trying to intimidate or restrict free speech. It worked this time, but it won’t always work…

I look forward to it being released and rereleased for the next 15 years…

A 40-year old man from Ridderkerk in the Netherlands has been arrested for reportedly downloading files accidentally sent to him by the police, then apparently refusing to send them back unless he received a reward.

After the man reportedly downloaded the files, the police reached out and told him to delete them, but “He stated that he would only comply if he received something in return.” Thus, the police chose to arrest the man and search his home for the files

If you send someone digital files, or grant them access and they download them, there’s no “sending them back”. Sure, you can demand they delete every copy, but you’d never even know if they didn’t comply! Even if you cut their power/internet and the police arrive within minutes, they could still copy to an external device, send or upload them, physically transport the device, etc…

From a cybersecurity standpoint, assume a hostile foreign power is using a supercomputer offline to break the encryption on a duplicated drive right now, or whatever the worst-case scenario is. It’s like pee in a swimming pool: once it’s out there, it’s out there…

We don’t get coffee, and Nazis are back!? Fuck this world…

This administration’s FDA!? I could give a shit what partisan, political conclusion they come to…

If they’re “law enforcement”, they should be the ones protecting and serving, right? No other branch wears masks, hides badge numbers, and has absolutely no accountability. If they’re fascist extrajudicial thugs, then they’re only “protecting” themselves against the will of The People, the majority of whom don’t approve of their methods and lawlessness. If they feel the need to, maybe look at why most of us don’t feel comfortable with them being political enforcers that answer to no law or judge…?