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Cake day: February 16th, 2025

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  • Hello there. I’m going to say something really absurd so bear with me. I am a time traveler from the year 2035. Elon musk is secretly researching on time machine. I was traveling back in time to stop the attacks of 9-11 from happening. But the fuel came too short on my time machine. The time machine uses coke to refuel. I would gladly buy it myself. But the problem is, in the future the currency has changed. So I have no choice but to ask you for the help. Please lend me three dollars so that I can buy 2 cans of coke. The small amount of money can save hundreds of lives. Im not simply begging either. My employer will pay me a huge amount of money for this task. I’ll keep a large portion ready for u in 10 years.

    Thank you.