Do you think you would make yourself God? Because you can pop in and out as you please, it would be very easy to convince the populace that you are all-powerful and all-knowing.

I feel you! I am in PA and it was 85 degrees the other day. Hello we are in the NORTH why am I sweating in April?! There used to be surprise snowstorms in April around these parts.

Oh for sure, I am jacking up at least the first 500 years.

No. You were abducted alone. You can still contact people via the internet if you want, but good luck convincing them to believe you.

I am so jealous that there are people who get to do this. It must so freaking cool to live in a house that you personally designed. Closest I will ever get is The Sims and I can’t even play that without crashing the computer these days lol.

Wow you know how to do all that stuff right now off the top of your head without books or instructions? I am impressed. I feel like the best I would be able to do alcohol wise is distilled prison hooch. Like I know the basic priceable but not the recipe.

Because advertisers will say whatever works to get you on their platform.

Also its hard to make money for doing nothing anywhere when you don’t have an established fanbase.

The chances of that do seem to be high.

I am so sorry! Last year I lost my cat and not only was he my first cat that I had for 14 years, but also the first pet I’ve ever lost. He died on 9/11 (because he’s a drama queen) and I truly wasn’t ready for it. I still miss him every day and I still cry when I think/talk about him.

My Mickey Mouse was the most perfect cat in the world; he never once hissed at me or scratched me, not even during the rare times he needed a bath. He loved my dogs and was friends with everyone he met. He never pottied or sprayed, he never scratched my furniture. He was purfict in every single way. I know in my soul that I will never find another one like him.

I’m very sorry for your loss. Its really not fair that we only get them for such a short amount of time.

The butterfly effect of that would be weird because all of our brain rot slang would change then.

You teleported to somewhere safe and private, you won’t fall to your death and nobody will see you lol.

There is no doubt another impeachment is coming, this time we need to make congress remove him.

I remember seeing that people can write the address on a potato and the USPS will deliver it if it has the right amount of stamps, so I suppose its possible. Definitely not “illegal” but the chances it gets thrown in the trash are high.

Oh I think you’re the first person to suggest music! That is a really good idea, provided you don’t die of dysentery of course.

If both of you are faithful to each other and you have everything you need in life covered, what is there to argue about? The way the maid should face the roll of toilet paper?

Heres the thing though, you can write, but can you write and read Middle English from the 1300’s? There are some similar words but its a very different language than what you and I are used to, it’s another 200 years before Shakespeare and most English speakers struggle with even as far back as that.

I just asked AI to write my above comment in Middle English

“Lo! Her is the thinge, but thou mayst writen, canstow yet writen and reden in the Englissh of the thrittene hundred yere? Certes, ther ben som wordes ylich, but it is ful divers from that which thou and I ben y-used to. Two hundred wynters yet moot passen er Shakspere shal come, and fele folk that speken now Englyssh han gret strif to undirstanden that tyme.”

Apperently billionaires do the same exact thing my broke ass does all day, bitch about their life on the internet, so probably just a lot of that, but from the bathroom of a yatch instead of the bathroom of a trailer.

They were going to brief him then it got leaked and they pulled back.

My bad if it came off as aggressive.