Macaroni and fuck it

Yes officer, this comment right here.

The results of initial tenure reviews across the state’s public universities show that most faculty in Florida — 91 percent — either met or exceeded the expectations set by their universities, a performance that earned them bonuses or raises. But the outcome was more damaging for a small minority. More than 60 faculty members statewide didn’t meet expectations and were given one year to course correct or else face termination, in addition to the 10 that were shown the door this year.

So the vast majority of faculty are doing their jobs just fine, and those who weren’t faced scrutiny and potential discipline.

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I’m shoving money into my computer but nothing’s happening

Man, her voice is so jarring when it comes in. It’s like autotuning a fart through a walkie talkie.

Richard B. Riddick. The “B” is for Butt.

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

“Yeah! I can’t swallow gum.”

She’s never had a piece of gum in her life.

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”

Good. Regulators should be able to order large-scale actions like this, especially when personal safety is at risk. I’d rather not be driving around with a possible claymore mine a foot from my face.

Also, I just like saying “Thanks, Obama”

The CFPB was authorized by the Dodd-Frank Act in 2010. In addition to helping get Dodd-Frank through Congress, Obama appointed Elizabeth Warren as a special advisor to the Treasury in order to oversee the CFPB and help get it off the ground.

Thanks, Obama:

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/consumer-reporting-companies/

Agalloch - The Mantle. It’s an absolute work of art that makes me want to disappear into a frozen forest.

Don’t forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

Diddy Kong Racing, even though Pipsy and Tiptup were inherently OP.

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I’m optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.

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Thanks to mods, all Dragon Age games have nudity.

They’ve also featured the ability to swap your character model with Thomas the Tank Engine. With big tiddies.