: looks at stack of four synthesizers:

I swear there were only two last week…

I wonder how far away we are from the drones in HL2 that are essentially kamikaze food processors?

Those were the scariest enemy for me because I could imagine them existing in my lifetime.

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Yeah, smoking can cause cancer, if you haven’t seen a pack of cigarettes the last decade or so.

Edit: I wooshed really hard on this one. I blame lack of sleep.

I would be absolutely destroyed if I had dumb little copy of me that I was required to take care of.

I understand now why my dad was so distant and eventually went away.

Having an insane mother helps, too.

May be an American thing, or local. I’ve seen middle class as working class.

I also dropped out of college before I could get class dynamics beaten into me. Where I’m from you’re white collar, blue collar, or no collar.

Peggy: Aaaal, I want sex!

Al: Ah. No, Peg.

Audience applause.

I had a group of friends that moved there from the Midwest in the 10s, and I hope they have the presence of mind to get the fuck out.

If you didn’t have anything to hide, why do you need a VPN? /S

I’m in a relationship with a woman that seems to have a healthy relationship with with both her mother and father, the two still being married after all these years.

I know that’s the way it’s supposed to be, but in my experience marriage is a very temporary thing, and rarely happy.

It’s all they have left to feel fulfilled. As a lower middle class dude that will work until the day I die: I dream of a year or two I can just travel when I’m in my 60s. But I’ll probably bail my neice and nephew out of some scam they fell for while paying off some scam my mother fell for on a deep dementia dive on Instagram.

I’m in the, ‘I’ll still watch it for the soundtrack’. camp.

It’s technically selling out, but I prefer to see it as Trent Reznor pulling one over on Disney.

My family had a full encyclopedia that they bought one book at a time right around when I was born in the 80s. By the time I was 10 it moved into my bedroom and I’d often stay up too late reading random things.

Downside was that it was already out of date geopolitically by the time I started thinking about politics.

Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S

They also used lead pipes to carry water and added lead to wine as a sweetener. Suddenly Nero and Caligula suddenly becoming monsters doesn’t seem so far fetched.

Some of the stupidest people I’ve ever known were brilliant engineers.

Same could be said for many people with very specific doctorates.

As the popular band Smashmouth once sang: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’.

: sky net watches 2k hours of Trump recordings:

Skynet: Terminate! Terminate! Terminate!

Didn’t show ‘mind the size of a planet, but stocking shelves’.

But, I guess I’m happy to be here.

Flail of Flatulence: deals an additional 1d4 of embarrassment to the target while dealing 1d4 of gas damage to everything within 6 meters.

Buurrriiitoooo!