Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

Yes and people are much dumber

Less oxygen circulating around these days

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

Kessler weeped

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Did you see Regis this morning?

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Most people: 😨

Statisticians: 🤓

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

I call it the Autism formerly Known As aspergers

I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy

-ropenis?

You dont even need api for upvote farming

Its like 3 lines of selenium

Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people

“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”

You monster

Thats the best part about satisfactory

Just build a new level of foundation platforms above the spaghetti

Cover your shame

White onions for me

Every single time i accidentally eat any white onion that hasnt been cooked into mush my brain immediately decides it has just eaten a cockroach and it must be ejected. For good measure better evacuate the stomach too