Why don’t people have heart guard?

People still walk barefoot in the South

The cure? Believe it or not

!Ivermectin!<

Do you really think most people want security watching them 24/7 if they have no threats?

They get to ride bicycles at work?

Because most business owners don’t want to go to the expense of hiring a dedicated IT guy to manage a bunch of computers that their staff don’t know how to operate.

Most businesses already have a “dedicated IT guy to manage a bunch of computers that their staff don’t know how to operate.”

And the computers are Windows!

People have been using windows for 40 years and most still are not good at it.

That will never change.

In South Sudan? Or Argentina?

There are the “free” upgrades with the phone company.

I saved my old Samsung so long that it became “worthless” for trade in value. So then I did need to buy a new phone. If I had traded it then I would not have any monthly bill for the hardware.

It literally cost me more in the long-term to not trade in at 24 months.

Also my work/corporate device must always be in the latest Android so they pay for upgrades every 2 years. It is mandatory for us to upgrade. I am sure we are not the only company doing this

We “are” the economy and yet they aren’t.

We keep being told " The economy is strong" and they ain’t talking about you, or me, or anyone either of us have ever met.

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Lighting has struck my house before.

It is loud but not that scary. I have lost a few hundred dollars to ruined electronics this way.

It sucks. I would lose a lot more if it happened today. So much more stuff is electronic.

We can try

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Gmail Smart Features have existed for many years

True statement

…and we do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model.”

Also a true statement. They are training an AI not named Gemini.

Fuck they’re so evil. I fully believe the next (unsaid) sentence could be “We are training Gemini3”

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You’ve never seen a lot of tools. Doesn’t mean they don’t exist

That s beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba quick_snail

Absolutely breathtaking*

I have literally never seen a part time job that paid a livable wage.

They’re usually shittier pay per hour than a full job and I’ve no idea why.

What I don’t understand is people buying Jeep-branded cars. Then you’re just getting an overpriced and unreliable piece of shit car.

It’s a Jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand

It’s cute until they want other things to visit the sauna…