SchillMenaker [he/him]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE PARLIAMENTARIAN???

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Just look at Israel. The Democratic party Hulked the fuck out, closed ranks, and absolutely shattered any and all opposition to the genocide. They are more than capable of exercising massive political power but for some reason they only ever do it for terrible things and never for “that great thing that they weawwy weawwy want if it wasn’t for those mean ol’ Republicans.”

Brace’s mind and voice but it can make its own Brace noise whenever it wants and can’t be charged with making actionable threats since it’s not a person. The ultimate evolution.

This is so fucking stupid. I hate this so much. Unless they can give her Liz Franczak’s voice and get her to talk about her opinions on blind items. Then I’m 100% in.

They were fortunately able to extract enough cum from his mattress and laundry bin to repopulate the entire Israeli state.

I mean the alternative is the literal and guaranteed disruption of the planet’s ability to sustain human civilization. It would be nice if we could magic up enough energy to meet society’s demands or return to monke without hundreds of millions starving to death, but that’s not a real option.

I think that the US is going to really really want Israel to not do a ground invasion of Lebanon but also that the time of the US “letting” and “not letting” its proxies do things is a distant memory.

I can’t express with words how much I love this post.

My younger brother is a lifelong conservative and I’m always trying to chip away at his ideology. I think that the most impactful thing I’ve ever said to him to get him to question capitalism’s organization of labor and resources was something along the lines of "We have incredible modern technology that has almost unlimited capacity to change the way that people live and function in the world, and the people who are the most skilled and educated in developing that technology are spending 100% of their time trying to serve you slightly more relevant banner ads.

What a shitty chart, why did they only give respondents one answer to choose between?

Are those the three genders Biden was talking about?

Counterpoint: Harry grows up to be a cop

It only works if you put it in the pins though

In order to conduct heat through those gaps since air is a terrible heat conductor

It’s just a dog shit way to handle employee compensation. Your one job as an employer is to manage your employees and pay them what you think they’re “worth” in the labor marketplace. Do your fucking job.

It’s like when Walmart started phasing out cashiers and forcing you to do self checkout in those dinky little kiosks. Why pay someone to do a job if you can get the customer to do it for free?

Uncle Roger does not approve

Actually uses them to kill civilians like a boss

I gave this person the benefit of the doubt and assumed that they were referring to the bourgeois American revolution since that’s a perfect fit for the narrative they’re pushing.

It’s a problem, I’m not sure it’s the problem

This is so good that the only place to go from here is to apply it to a Cumtown episode where Nick is speaking fake Mandarin.