To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler

Oh no. Some sexist guy in the American Midwest won’t date the nebulous concept of a woman with bodily autonomy! What ever will the women do???

You know what film failed to challenge even a second grade understanding of anything? Blues Brothers. You know what film really nails being two solid hours of entertainment? Blues Brothers.

At no point in either movie do you ever wonder what is going to happen to the protagonist, how they’re going to get out of a predicament, or think about the world we live in. Even if you wanted to, you wouldn’t, because you’re jamming out to Aretha Franklin absolutely killing it.

I love dark introspective movies with layers of nuance that make me stare in to infinity for a while had thinking about what I saw. I also love dumb fun entertainment. There’s a wide gap between those two extremes where quality just falls in to a mediocre valley of boring. And right at the middle there’s another peak where truly rare films manage to strike a balance between stupid fun and introspective. It’s like horseshoes, close counts because you almost never hit the peg. Mandy comes to mind. So does the first Iron Man.

This isn’t saying you can’t get a divorce. It’s saying a woman cannot be legally obligated to fuck her husband.

Nothing I love more than seeing gross takes on the Internet from my home state.

Gentlemen, it both sucks and fucks. If she freaky anyway.

No

It’s half the answer

±1 WHAT ALEX. ±1 WHAT??

1 thou? 1 millimeter? A fucking mile?! WHAT DOES ±1 MEAN YOU FUCKING HACK.

This rant brought to you by a salty machinist and a new engineer.

You know what definitely doesn’t spur a people to revolution? A foreign power bombing them. If anything it has the opposite effect.

I do.

Why stop there?

Guarantee housing with a housing stipend and impose massive taxes on additional properties

“one cock sausage coming right up”

Yeah! My boy’s name is CODPIECE. You use it right

You uh, you ok there bud?

If you listen verrrry closely, you can hear the sound of the Democrats having an unpaid intern draft a sternly worded letter.

There are two classes, ownership class and working class. If you don’t make enough from what you own to live for the rest of your life, you’re working class and the party in power does not give one flying fuck about you.

We both grow more than we need, and throw more than we should away.

Some of that is a result of picky shoppers wanting unblemished produce. Some of that is a result of not having an easy profit motivated way of getting produce from where it’s grown to where it’s most desperately needed.

We have tropical fruit available all year, but when impoverished peoples experience a crop failure, best we can do is send powdered milk.

Which incidentally may have cured them of lactose intolerance.

I’ve said it when I know I’m next to some maga idiot and it’s we either don’t talk politics or SippyCup catches himself a felony

Scottish accent is a bold choice for the AI vocals.

Oh yeah, it’s inefficient as hell. But energy from the sun is coming to us whether we harvest it or not. It’s unlimited. The limitation is solar cells.

We’re at the point where we’ve basically run out of easy oil to access, and we’re coming up with bigger and deeper drilling methods. We spend billions on a single offshore rig that will function for 10-20 years at most.

The issue isn’t efficiency, it’s profit motive.