Last year I found the book The Rolling Stones by Robert Heinlein, and discovered the origin of Tribbles from Star Trek TOS. My gf was surprised and excited by my discovery, as she’s a bigger Trekkie than I am. They are called “Flat Cats” in the Heinlein book.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Fat Gandalf is an awesome nickname.

I’m sorry you won’t get to see Your Inner Fish.

Sorry.

I loved learning about the laryngeal nerve in giraffes from the video by Richard Dawkins. I think the PBS show Your Inner Fish covered it too.

Edit: I may be wrong about Your Inner Fish referencing the laryngeal nerve, but I’m currently re-watching it anyway.

Like bitjunkie said:

It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays

I agree. Trump is definitely a fucking pedo. I don’t understand why he kept pushing the “Epstein List” with his base only to try and gaslight them about it now. I think he may have overestimated his toadies’ competence level in trying to delete himself from it while implicating his political rivals.

I love Adam Ragusea. RFK is a grifting coward who’s tickling Trumps balls while Pam Blondie and Cash-App Patel fight over who gets to work the crank the best.

We can put “most” in front of all of these categories. Acting like there are no liberal or independent ones is the equivalent of enabling them. Put them all in prison no matter what political affiliation.

I was never sure about MJ, but I know that he was physically and sexually abused by members of his family. Dershowitz tried to push for lowering the age of consent to 14. Bill Gates was on the “Lolita Express”. No one associated with Epstein that went to his island is not a pedo, or at least a pedo enabler.

Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos give me a fucking headache. Also Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz.

Firemen hate pedophiles

Teachers hate pedophiles

Doctors hate pedophiles

Lawyers hate pedophiles

Liberals hate pedophiles

Conservatives hate pedophiles

Independents hate pedophiles

Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?

Ankylosaurus is my favorite dinosaur. This guy is a freaking Battlerager from clan Battlehammer!

Not only am I the 666th upvote, but also the 13th comment. Ooh, spooky.

Also, this comic must be in the HHGTTG universe in content and tone.

Shit, I’m just now reading this on August 25th. This means I have to wait another 1000 years to perform a Black Sabbath and summon C’thulu, dammit.

Reagan probably got Nancy to shove them up his ass while performing her famous BJs.

Was the weasel named Ben Shapiro?

Yeah, my girlfriend’s immune system rolled: nervous system, also known as MS.

This reminds me of Steve Harvey and his “moral barometer”. Still a douchebag whether he meant it that way or not.