I got chatgpt to write me this little pearler
Dear DEIA truth team,
I witnessed a serious incident of DEIA-related activity in the cafeteria. A group of federal employees was openly discussing their favorite movies from the 1980s, and someone mentioned how “The Breakfast Club” taught them about empathy and understanding diverse perspectives. I’m certain this was a covert attempt to promote inclusion.
Even worse, during a recent team meeting, someone used a green PowerPoint theme and mentioned it symbolizes “growth.” Clearly, this coded language promotes equity and accessibility, and I suspect it was an attempt to smuggle DEIA values into our work.
Please investigate this immediately. I can draw you a map to their cubicles using colored crayons if needed.
Sincerely, Concerned Citizen
That second shot made it an execution. What a creature!