That happens regularly when getting killed while preparing to throw a strategem :D

Hey, they upgraded it so that it can break eggs now.

That’s something!

Why don’t they sponsor those migrants then?

Can’t wait until it corrodes.

I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”

I worked as a projectionist when Dark City was coming out and I put that trailer on every single movie that it was applicable to be on. Just so I could watch it 10-20 times a day.

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Oh come onnnnnn!

Democrats already proved this when Hillary was running.

Is your stance then that Republican presidents don’t support Israel?

Now I want to watch The Jackal (1997) again so I can enjoy Jack Black in this role.

Plus, male characters can urinate more easily, so we can save 10 seconds here and there. That’ll really add up over the campaign.

More like that it was on in the first place.

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Man, 5%? That’s it?

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?

Texas should also have to pay to build a wall along its borders with the US.

Game developers:

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

I’m sure I’m going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there’s a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, “I’ll take a coffee, with no cream.”

She responded, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though.”