Gremblin Girl
Somehow Desantis becomes president because the world hates me.
U.K bans all pronouns, accidentally makes entire country legally non-binary.
Hillary Clinton tells centrist republicans to Nintendo Switch 2 voting blue
Another ship gets stuck in a canal
Crash Bandicoot movie voiced by Chris Pratt
My Mom never stops talking about the christmas message I got her from Will Friedle from Boy Meets World on Cameo. I didn’t explain to her how easy cameo is because it would lose some of the magic. She feels so special, and it makes me feel happy.
Should have been “GG no re”
I’m American and I’ve never been anywhere where people where shoes on in the house. But I’m from a swamp in the midwest so maybe it’s a warm/dry climate thing or maybe a rich-person-with-maid thing?
Oh my god I’m about to demolish so many fucking oreos
I’m alone again and BORED
I recently got back from a month+ long vacation to hang with my long-distance partner in person and didn’t really look at the internet and now I’m not terminally online enough to understand anything here anymore. Is this…character growth?
I’m still hanging on to my own website even though I have 0 visitors because I LIKE having something I’m totally in control of to post my stupid writing projects.
Yeah I quit playing basically any PVP games because I suck and it makes me mad or depressed.
Hexbear and FFXIV are the meat of my internet usage. I have a huge media stockpile of stuff I’ve never watched/played/listened/read so it’s not a huge deal yet.
Robotechs existence is actually great because getting vintage Macross models costs tons while you can fine the same exact ones but Battletech on ebay for like 1/5th the price.
I’m the best poster.
Gunpla. I go into a zen like state and achieve inner peace as long as I’m making dumb little robos.
Need a politics-free safe space? It’s called stop supporting people who want me dead.
Like I genuinely get mad when people say stuff like “I don’t want politics in my x” or whatever, because YEAH. ME FUCKING TOO. Do you know how much I would love not feeling on the defensive at all times due to the pending casual extermination of people like me that you are either supporting or ignoring??? If all the libs wanted me to be a lib like them they could have simply not made me life hell.
Chef. No I’m not calling you a special title and acting like this is the military and you are my commanding officer, we work at the Olive Garden.
I just fucking bought some of these, ain’t gotta call me out like this.