Rice - 13,500 to 8,200 years ago China
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice

Wheat - as early as 21,000 BC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat

Drinks Tab in Space.

Just know that these asshats take extreme pride in their hate. They will subject people to it until the day they die. Christianity is an eternal well of hate and ignorance. And they want to make sure no one is ever happy, the miserable fucks!

Men who have an obsession with being “ultra masculine” usually have “small dick syndrome”.
And it seems SUPER GAY when ‘straight’ men are so obsessed with masculinity.
FYI world, even gay men are not this obsessed with masculinity.

Tax it higher than alcohol & tobacco.

Exactly.

Tesla Car Computer: “Would you like to play a game? Let’s play Russian Roulette.”

No one is allowed to wear “work clothes” anymore, like a suit & tie or any professional type of clothing like that. Instead you will be required to wear clothing covered with printed ads in ALL professions. The police, doctors, bus driver, newscaster, everyone everywhere while at work.

What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it’s diaper!

Give it 5 minutes.

Pet you? or your beard? Just to clarify.

Vaginas are not allowed in my house. I’ll take “clean shaven dudes with a dick” for $1000 Alex.

GROSS! And can you fix my nvidia drivers???

So many men think they look sexy with a beard.
Reality: You look like a serial killer from the backwoods.
Trim and wash it properly or shave it off.
Facial hair is such a turn off.

I loved how easy it was to smack your shins on this set. Oh the happy times!

Use one of those butt plugs that the chess guy used to cheat. It has an app. BUZZ BUZZ wake up you traitor!

Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

I “walk away” online as well.
“Sign in to get price”.
Guess what, it’s never a mind blowing low price. It’s like $5.00 less than normal. Hidden prices are never a deal.

$0.00 because I have been using Kubuntu for 14 years.

It’s SUPER hard to use. I had to download an .iso from my distro’s website, make a bootable USB drive, plug that into my computer and boot into it, answer a few questions and wait a few minutes, A FEW MINUTES… can you believe that??
And then It had the audacity to give me a super easy, working, private OS! Like what the fuck!
How bloody dare you make my life difficult. I was expecting to be TRACKED and EXPLOITED and BOMBARDED with ads all day.
Instead I get all this calm and happiness??
FFS!