But at the end of the day, be it a 2D animated Disney movie or the mythical canon of ancient Greece, it’s all just stuff from a long time ago, right? Who’s to say which of them actually came first? It’s all he said / she said / Homer said at this point. I guess we just have to come to terms with the fact that we’ll never really know.
River otters mostly. They have a vested interest in maximizing the amount of time humans spend indoors playing games. Funding-wise, they don’t have a many clams but they’re generous with the smooth rocks from their armpit pouches. They really aren’t shellfish.