This is a good point, we’ll have to develop a countercell to take down all of the mods that have been compromised. I’m hereby founding the Taupe Phalanx. We will come in the mid afternoon; you might expect us, but you’ll be very tired from lunch!
“Nice try, professor Xavier, but Magneto isn’t the only mutant who’s figured out how to block your telepathy!”
Yeah, you could say I’m basically like Satire Goku from that show, Gochujang Kaiser Roll 😏
You sleep on your back? Try folding up a small towel and laying it over your eyes like a blindfold. Darker color is better, a black T-shirt works too. I find it’s easier to sleep with something like that over my face than an eye mask.
You’ve got a gigantic -
Deeeeee Iiiiiiii Ceeeeee Kaayy
Whatever happened to those posts about the “silver wave” or the “gray shadow” or whatever the fuck that was like a Q drop threatening to destroy this website? Did that guy ever follow up on those posts? I was curious what the master plan was…
Damn, she did make it her mission to kill all the richest people in westeros, didn’t she
Smh, that should have been a good local white boy that got ground up and sold as chicken nuggets 
Ahhhh yes, back when I was too innocent to realize you could just make up trailers for games that didn’t exist. It was a lot less common back then.
My worst nightmare
Can anyone PLEASE recommend some good Banjo-heavy bluegrass music? I’ve been listening to Clifton Hicks on youtube and then I found out he wrote a ballad about “The Hero Kyle Rittenhouse” and now all his songs make me think about him sucking off that worm.
Hierarchical society based on how many gallons of chili you have in your fridge
I stepped in water with my sock 
God bless Deep Rock Galactic for being so small that it can run on my shitty work computer 🙏🙏🙏
All of which were completely made up.
A republican candidate for the house or state senate in one of the Dakotas will literally kill their opponent with a gun during a debate and get elected.
A truck full of uranium waste will disappear. The story will be covered by all news agencies for exactly one week and then never be mentioned again. In 2025, a dirty bomb will be set off by “Hamas” in a major population center.
An article will come out revealing that Biden’s aides have secretly been testing his food because they’re afraid of Kamala Harris poisoning him. This will not affect Kamala’s approval rating in either direction.
Someone will be murdered by a white women for picking up litter in a Walmart parking lot because her wine friends told her that it was a secret way for pedophile crime rings to pass messages to eachother.
In that same town there will be a single article written about an underage prostitution ring being run by a bunch of retired state troopers for superbowl games. No one will read it.
There will be a massive civil war on twitter over whether or not black people need to “take a break so that we can focus on antisemitism right now.”
Someone will leave cum on Rand Paul’s desk in the senate.
I unironically believe that Hillary Clinton would strangle Biden to death with her bare hands in the oval office to take his spot.
And then one of her psycho failure acolyte assistants walks in while she’s panting over his crumpled corpse and says “Uhhhhh, he’s not getting up, is he?”
Also fight the biggest communist there on the very first day, that way all the other communists will know what you’re about.
This reminds me of that classic communist slogan, “Workers of the world, divide yourselves up according to who lives in a colonial vs non colonial nation!”
I’m not exaggerating, when I read the hashtag I actually cried out in pain in my living room.