And that, Elon, is how I wooed your mother.

“If that shit worked for the Lorax, it’ll work for you!”

• Jeff Bezos maybe

According to billionaires, he’ll easily return to his former glory by pulling himself up on those massive bootstraps we should all apparently be using.

So Russia fines Telegram and they make national news. When I do it I get laughed out of small claims court.

Totes fair.

About $0.025 per megapixel, it would seem.

Hard to argue with that argument.

Everything reminds me of her

Wow.

Sigh.

Unbelievably gorgeous. Truly.

You make a man lonely. 🫤

Legitimately the best thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Period.

Any copies of “the most pirated movie in the world” the dubbed version?

Where can I buy such a bathtub?

Definitely agree with the article’s sentiment, but what else is there these days?

Urban Outfitters

How would someone install this instead of the YouTube app on a NVIDIA Shield 2017?

I haven’t noticed Akamai traffic recently; has Apple moved to another contractor, or do they import these hashes internally now?

AI is a hell of a drug

So my gut instinct is to go to Firefox (again), but how can it compete? It’s down to like 2% market share, there’s a serious portion of the web that Firefox just can’t render anymore, and there’s all this press about the CEO getting this monsterous golden parachute.

So realistically what can anyone do but continue to use the only browser people ever really test sites for anymore, or swear allegiance to either Microsoft or Apple?