ZapataCadabra [he/him]

I know the cereal eating guy so I knew he would have to spit it out, but the 6 panels of heavy dialogue built up the tension and made it really sink the landing.

Eh if there’s a computerized system how do I shave my 6 down to a 5 and kick my ball onto the fairway when nobody is looking? Can science explain that?

I enjoy golf, play maybe once a year on public courses. I would never call it a sport and would gladly trade all golf courses for public land or housing. But it is a treat I will occasionally indulge in.

Is there an emoji for sucking yourself off?

I don’t think Republican states will follow through on this, but Southern states taking Lincoln off the ballot was literally a prelude to the Civil War.

Rage, rage for these people saying “People who don’t support Kosovo intervention just don’t know what it’s about.” And the clown who said that Grenada made a national holiday to support the US invading and overthrowing their communist government. Gee I wonder why the government installed by the US would celebrate that?

Succdems are just temporarily embarrassed presidents.

“Why is this leopard eating my face?”

I wonder if there was some reason they were unable to build large scale infrastructure like that.

His family says the cum has been collected by extracting from the socks he left at home.

🌍👨‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Maybe Obama will try to drone him so he can keep his record as Deporter in chief.

Guys will see this and say “Alluah Akbar”

He’s got investments in Panera, he’s not going to associate their poison lemonade with his political opponent.

In leftist circles we just call them Yemen. They are the Yemen government.

Is there a higher ranking in the Chad cuck scale that the Yemeni can attain?

Okay I admit I got that from a Tony Hawk documentary. And I think that when was when he was like 14 so that’s probably before his growth spurt.

That’s why I only listen to 70s and 80s funk and soul. Nobody knows who Tower of Power is so they can’t make fun of you for liking them.