Isn’t mozzarella a cheese?

These are the goals to approve of. I’m also learning to cook lately!

I’d love a Signal, but it’s so god damn expensive where I live. It’s literally 1/2 of my monthly rent.

Congratulations!

Holy shit it’s beautiful.

No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.

The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of “student” apartaments I’ve visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I’m polish. I’m used to cockroaches.

Where’s my $10Mil?

L E M M A R D

In my head canon it’s a rat. But I’m very biased.

Well, it’s becoming a civilisation-wide problem. Yeah.

But hey. Do not give up just yet. Okay?

You all shit on Philips, but it seems almost all screws are philips crosses where I live. I’ve never seen a square screw lol.

Sounds very wholesome :) best of luck!

I dunno, man. It’s such a weird coincidence to happen. I think the driver just fucked up and wasn’t on. But perhaps he was.

Either way, Franz is dead.

The thing is, even the shooter didn’t know he’ll end up being there. And I’m talking about shooter.

I really want to try it.

Legend. I’m not a fan of presidents of any kind, but this man had humongous fucking balls and I appriciate that.

For me it’s probably the murder of arch duke Ferdinand, that started the WWI. It’s so fucking dumb all along, so much shit went south and yet here we are. It truly shows history is very stupid sometimes even if events in question have cathastrophic consequences - especially since that particular event shaped the modern history a lot.

It’s the one I wanted to buy, honestly.

Which Leatherman?

What are you using instead?