christian [he/him]

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Cake day: September 13th, 2020

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  • Why can’t anyone make a decent monster collecting/battling game? The closest one to being good that I’ve played is Cassette Beasts. It shouldn’t be this hard.

    Monster taming games are kind of my niche (although I’m not particularly interested in playing Palworld). Yo-Kai Watch 3 is the best I’ve played. Ni No Kuni (the first one, I haven’t played the second) is also really good. Those are both big studio games.

    Of the indie games I’ve played, Monster Sanctuary has the best gameplay. The game mechanics are well-designed, rewarding, and very respectful of your time. The main drawback is that the story is not engaging at all. (Also the art style is not super memorable.) The studio that made it has a new game in the works which will be called “Aethermancer” that looks better graphically, if they get a better writer that could be really great.

    Nexomon Extinction is another good indie game which is on the exact opposite end of the spectrum. The actual gameplay is somewhat lackluster, but the dialogue and story are fantastic and make the game worthwhile.

    You mention Cassette Beasts, that one is solidly in between the other two. The gameplay and the story/dialogue are both pretty good. I feel like it gets the most fanfare out of the three and I have milked a good bit out of the game, but I actually like the other two better in spite of their flaws. The aspects they excel in make them memorable games. Cassette Beasts felt fun enough to kill time and had some innovations, but just didn’t make a lasting impression on me.




  • I generally love monster tamers/pokemon clones, but I played a bit of cyber sleuth for switch and it didn’t do it for me at all. I think it was mainly that the vast majority of the monster designs I came across were visually unappealing to me, and generally seemed to get worse the stronger the monsters were. The shitty base forms were somewhat endearing, but I just wasn’t vibing with most of what came after. Part of the fun is feeling attached to your stupid creatures.














  • I am shocked that the uncyclopedia still exists.

    The article they had on there for the holocaust was, inexplicably, the most clever mathematics humor I’ve ever seen. I just checked and it looks like they’ve done a good bit of work in ruining that article, but I looked through the edit history and found a good version of it: link

    For those who don’t have a math background, the author is inventing a mathematical concept called a “political field”, which he’s just using to refer to any specific topic in politics. In the real world a field is an algebraic gadget, but he’s added a couple gags to allude to politics, such as renaming the additive and multiplicative identities to “undecided elements”, which is pretty amusing when he’s calling left and right inverses “left-wing” and “right-wing” instead. He’s then giving his invention a topology so he can talk about “open” and “closed” issues. The main joke is that the holocaust is a political topic which invites comparisons from all other extreme tragedies (hence the analogy with the math concept of a colimit), which leads the loudest voices in politics to be eager to compare their pet issues (here other political fields) to the holocaust. The spiel about “the politicomathematicians Ralph Reed and Pat Robertson” spending years trying to construct a comparison from the holocaust to abelian torsion groups (“Ab-Torsion” suggesting abortion here) by talking about incompatibility with the axiom of choice is amazing, whether theorems are compatible with the axiom of choice is a real thing in mathematics but here he’s playing on the real-life idea of being pro-choice.

    10/10 article in the original edit, I’m disappointed with the awful stuff that’s been added in since then to ruin it but actually somewhat surprised that the core of it is still somewhat intact. I’m really curious about the genesis of this article because I have no clue how the author could come up with this, it’s brilliant.