city_watch [he/him]

Stop right there. Pay your fine or I haul you away.

Stop right there lawbreaker

Stop right there

Straight to jail

Projection

People are very welcoming and kind here as long as you aren’t hostile or acting in bad faith. We have scanners that can detect bigots and bad faith actors.

Is it because beehaw is a khive instance

Slrpnk? We need a hitler scanner emoji for eco fascists

I thought the borg were inspired by skynet, aka the algorithm, aka capitalism.

Capitalism literally requires poverty to even function.

I thought a food crime was committed here but you are right, they are non-perishable items. Very well, you’re free to go.

But were they acting like liberals

He’s majoring in deez

Stop right there

Well now what do we have here

No sign of Armand Christophe sir

Looks like you are in some trouble. Since we are friends, don’t worry. I’ll look the other way and take care of that fine for you.