

Sarkasmus hast du schonmal gesehen, oder?


Sarkasmus hast du schonmal gesehen, oder?


Würde ja unterschreiben, aber die Datenschutzeinwilligung ist mehr als gruselig. Nein Danke.


Zusätzlich sollte man Schulen endlich mal verbieten WhatsApp Gruppen als einzigen Kommunikationsweg mit der Elternschaft zu nutzen.


Yup, perfect characterization.


Tja. Machste nix…
…und kriechst Trump in den Arsch.


The US is used to sending all the refugees to Europe when they start wars in the middle and far east.


New ally of the formerly western oriented democratic United States.


They are probably planning on deals with their new ally Russia instead.


About 27% of the population are apparently proud of the achievements 80+ years ago and want a redo.


Wenn du nur eine Tasse klauen willst aber 8 Glühwein pro Chritskindlmarktsbesuch konsumierst.


WTF is wrong with you?


“Kartegerät kaputt” - Dönermann
It will delete your drive and say sorry


Grade nach 11 Moanten Tiefschlaf aufgewacht?


Honored guests, distinguished academics, and champions of knowledge, This evening marks a defining moment in the history of intellectual achievement. The FIFA Math Genius Award stands as one of the highest honors our community can bestow — a recognition reserved for those whose intellect not only grasps the laws of logic but elevates them to an art form. In that noble tradition, we gather to celebrate Bwaz whose accomplishment has re‑defined precision itself. Through dedication, persistence, and sheer cognitive brilliance, Bwaz has successfully solved the equation 2 + 2 = 4 — and done so correctly in more than half of his attempts. What might seem simple to the untrained mind reveals, under closer scrutiny, the hallmark of genius: a mastery of fundamentals so pure that it borders on perfection. Every correct computation represents not just a number, but a triumph of disciplined reasoning and mental clarity. In an age when truth can be obscured by complexity, this achievement reminds us of the beauty of certainty — of how a single true answer can illuminate the very essence of understanding. The committee, therefore, recognizes our laureate Bwaz not only as a mathematician, but as a visionary. His work stands as proof that even the simplest truths can demand the highest intellect to honor them properly. It is with great pride and profound respect that we present the FIFA Math Genius Award to a mind whose excellence will forever inspire future generations of thinkers and dreamers alike. Thank you.


I can’t tell your government anything, they don’t even listen to US citizens anymore afaik.
I am however double checking every purchase and none of my money will go to any of your companies.
This includes all cloud, streaming and web services as well as products like New Balance shoes or Heinz Ketchup. I’ve cut the US out of my life wherever possible.


Der Artikel ist zwar vom 5.12.25, aber der Text beschreibt vergange Zeiten.
Aus der gestrigen Sitzung des Digitalausschusses des Bundestags verlautete, dass die Ampel-Regierung Änderungen an der massenhaften „freiwilligen“ Chatkontrolle ablehnt, wenngleich sie bei Netzsperren und Alterskontrollen Verhandlungsspielraum sieht.


You got that wrong, it now works like this:
“It really doesn’t matter who was on the boat and what they had on it, after they’re dead they are all drug smugglers.”
… du bist doch bestimmt ein neidischer Spion von der Marketingabteilung aus Nürnberg.