Are they actually imitating you, or are they just watching TV at normal TV-watching hours?

Jabberwocky!

I think the Documentary Now! episode, “Juan Likes Rice and Chicken” is better than Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Also Matt’s mentor is called Stick, and the turtles have Splinter

Would you tell someone that you’d bang them or date them if you didn’t like them?

Is that not a thing people do?

Tastes like sugary water.

You know what works really well for lip/mouth burn?

Soap. Seriously, try it if you ever need a nuclear option.

Fair enough. I appreciate your perspective

I kind of like the ad hoc presentation style of the video. The message that it’s trying to deliver is pretty incoherent, though. I just don’t feel like I learned anything beyond one person’s perspective from it

Sounds like a slice of fried gold

I just noticed that he rips up and drops the paper that he gets handed

My favorite part of sex is taking my average sized penis all the way out and putting it back in approximately 300 times

Dude I fucking loved Lady Sia. I always loved getting to the part where you get the ring that lets you charge your main ranged attack. She looked badass summoning a giant energy ball and firing it off. The animations for that game were incredible

I’ve never heard people use the terms interchangeably. There are homeless people, crackheads, and homeless crackheads.

Tastes like floor cleaner and ear wax

Absolutely. Years of dedicated research have been spent maximizing the attention economy

Yeah bro, hit me with that stream of consciousness

You’re totally right. Temporarily banning certain keywords is just a necessary aspect of moderating large subreddits, especially r/unpopularopinion. Everybody and their mother has a “hot take” about whatever’s dominating the headlines, and users get sick of it

In twenty years it will be the year 2024

We love you Jane!