dr_lsr@lemmy.world

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek?

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Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What do you call a belt made of watches?

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How do you organize a space party?

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How do you organize a space party?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How many seconds are there in a year?

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How many seconds are there in a year?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died?

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Why didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I just watched a program about beavers.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why did the coffee file a police report?

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?

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What’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.

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My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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dr_lsr@lemmy.worldOPtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•When does a joke become a dad joke?
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1 year ago
Yes!!!

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

When does a joke become a dad joke?

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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dr_lsr@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a Half Horse and Half Human Doctor.
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Yep. Nearly spat coffee out with this one.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.

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I really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How do you get a country girl’s attention?

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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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dr_lsr@lemmy.worldtoAustralia@aussie.zone•Bluey’s cricket episode: why did it leave Australians in tears and Americans puzzled?
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It was an amazing 7 minutes of television on so many levels. Writers on this show are outstanding.

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