Shameless self promotion. But yes, this is exactly it!

https://mstdn.dk/@Gjoel/114238887293225107

This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don’t think the vodka applies, that’s more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.

You are right, the 80mhz was a 486. It’s been a while. That one didn’t get the penguin, I’m sure.

It’s an old one, so lots of bezel, but I really liked the Nexus 4. (Unfortunately I cannot upload an image now)

a fascist dictator leading the country; the complete and entire erosion of the rule of law

It’s more relevant in the states right now, but this is something we should all worry about all the time.

I haven’t been keeping up with the bonds but I guess I’ll have to watch this one.

What did they expect when they hired a cannibal soldier?

I suspect my first Linux ran on an 80mhz AMD K6. I did however also run it on a retired dual core UltraSPARC some years later I had somehow gotten my hands on. It might have been faster, but at that time it sure felt slow. And it sounded like a train passing through when it was on. In retrospect installing Gentoo on it was an optimistic endeavour.

It is to colorblind people. You could use something else of course, just saying…

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Worst reveal ever! How do they fake snorting cocaine? They snort something else.

Wow! How do they fake drinking wine?

Good… Now I just have to figure out every single bit of information that I need to input!

Tldr; 14,9 GB/s read 14,0 GB/s write

Android er også open source, såøh…

I like dark mode and tabs. Now I actually use it a lot more. I don’t like adding a gibberish generator…

1. Nothing
2. Targeted tariffs
3. Full scale trade war

And discovery.

You are typing strongly, which breaks your keyboard.

Fatal, depending on point and depth of penetration.

Yeah, predator vs alien is less fun…