jwsmrz [comrade/them]

I bet it smells wild in there

its because im shoplifting hard as fuck and the clerk doesnt care enough to stop me and just hammers in their password as fast as possible because they arent paid to worry about it

Basically what @captcha said

Put your time into getting a decent job where you do as little work as possible and use your bazinga bucks / limitless vacation policy for organizing

I’ve gotten cis people to snort estrogen at parties before

As opposed to us big brain top-tier AAA+ posters who shitpost on the pig poop balls website

cant believe I watched a police station get burnt up live on twitch. what a weird time to be alive