Do they know what “strive” means?

ICE in general has never followed due process. They have abducted, separated, and transported people without so much as a trial.

These specs were probably AI generated.

Someone created an account on polymarket in mid-December and made exactly 4 bets predicting military action and results between US and Venezuela/Maduro by the end of January totaling $36k and was able to cash out nearly half a million dollars because of it.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/polymarket-maduro-capture-bet-400000/

The patch is on backwards, but maybe that’s part of the commentary the onion is going for

One of the women in blackpink started carrying a labubu around. That’s pretty much it.

Ok, we’ll call it “trash” then

I had to look it up too.

I was thinking “who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?” until I got to this part in the article:

“…with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr…”

Oh, okay, that makes sense. It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.

Bothers me they capitalized OCTO correctly, but didn’t capitalize SEPTEM, NOVEM, or DECEM correctly.

September, October, November, and December were the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months until Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar decided they wanted months named after them (July and August), pushing the other months back.

Julius Caesar was famously killed by multiple stabbings.

I wrapped for two different families, including mine, this year. My wife works super hard, and this is something I can do to help.

I’m in this comment and I hate it.

Is there a source for that translation of arsenokoitai? DDG wasn’t helpful and just kept giving me the “homosexual” translation.

Windows 12 will be the first vibe-coded OS

For anyone confused about how May is even an option, the article sort of explains it.

Sort of.

New York Judge Gregory Carro gave the defense until Jan. 29 to make its final argument about the evidence in writing.  Prosecutors have until March 5.  The defense then has two weeks after that to submit a reply.

Carro said he expected to issue his decision about what, if any, evidence to exclude on May 18, at which point he would also set a date for trial.

“Wow, he raised the prices of everything after he campaigned on lowering prices! I love you, Mr. Trump!!”

“Wow, he’s lowering the cost of coffee to a bit higher than it was before he raised the prices of everything! I love you, Mr. Trump!! You’re going all-in on affordability!”

“Wow, the price of coffee is still as high as it was before he signed a bill because American companies realized that Americans will pay the higher price for them! What a brilliant victory for Mr. Trump!!”

That is what these people sound like.

I don’t think “ichor” is the right word here. Lovecraft would probably use “effluvial rot” or something.

*Disney loses over $1 Billion

That’s because there is no evidence.

I won’t be watching, so they aren’t getting my ad money at least