child in the 2010s

Welp, I’m old. Late 90s/early 00s were my formative trauma years 😩

I’m in the process of selling my current car to my sibling so I can get something more fuel efficient with a hatchback. Have my eye on something specific and hopefully nobody snags it up before saturday!

If you have good skin already, do the least possible. Wear sun screen and hats to prevent sun damage, and gently cleanse/ moisturize at night. You don’t need a whole ass routine unless you have problem skin (acne, dark spots, etc). The less you mess with your natural biome, the happier your skin will be.

Yes and no. Gerrymandering heavily influences the outcomes of elections.

Shiny hatted bebby bee boi

Surely their huge stacks of money will protect them from the bullets, right? Right???

It do be like that sometimes tho

In other news, water is wet.

Napoleon Dynamite is like if Superbad was nothing but that scene of Michael Cera singing “These Eyes” by The Guess Who. Just 100% cringe, awkward interactions between the main characters. Like an inside joke that literally nobody is meant to get, even the people “in” on the joke.

Honorable mentions: Nacho Libre (similar in its randomness), Wayne’s World (a classic) and Road Trip (similar to Superbad in its frat humor).

I would rather see my taxes go to feed every single kid in this country, poor or rich, than see another cent go into our absurdly bloated military budget, militarization of our police forces, and tax cuts for the rich. THAT is why everyone here is missing the fine print. You don’t need to read between the lines to see that haggling down what little the working class has is an exercise in cruelty. It’s ridiculous to penny-pinch social safety nets. Period.

Give the poor nothing and we will have nothing left to lose. eyes guillotine hungrily

White people have a rich history of pairing things that don’t belong to be eaten together. (see: ham banana hollandaise)

I had a lot of hope in the lead-up to the initial 2 day blackout, but after seeing literally zero coverage about this across other media platforms I now know there will be no backpedaling on the API changes. The best we can hope for is affecting their income from ads a tiny bit.

Wow Stevey, that’s some, uhhhhh… spot-on prioritizing.

Probably wouldn’t be the case if people could actually afford anything with the meager wages allotted.

So it’s just regular ol’ price gouging going on at this point? Got it.

May he one day end up with a tattoo of his prison cell-mate on his butt.

I basically only ever use my instant pot if I’m 1) cooking a lot of something at once or 2) the weather is too hot for cooking on the stove/oven. Poor thing’s collecting dust waiting for a day when I’ll finally want 6 quarts of chicken noodle soup lol

Awww Musky’s feelings got hurt that so many people have blocked him on twitter lol

“Move, children! Vamanos!”